think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I seem to have left my pride at pride
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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