I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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