Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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