I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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