Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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