Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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