everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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