I CAN MOONWALK!
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Is this like a preordered booty call?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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