Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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