at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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