that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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