? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I can tuck mytits in my pants
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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