If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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