whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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