This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Fuck appropriateness.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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