toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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