dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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