I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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