Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I didn't shave. On purpose
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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