Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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