I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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