if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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