i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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