It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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