shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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