i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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