I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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