it's like iHOP with fire
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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