i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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