How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I supernannyed him into submission
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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