i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
organizing the empties. That sober.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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