We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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