i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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