Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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