If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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