Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(626): View more from California

and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.

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(416): View more from Ontario

dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross

(647): View more from Ontario

well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun

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(406): View more from Montana

I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life

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(713): View more from Texas

i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.

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(863): View more from Florida

hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Vodka shot parachutes

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Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!

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(904): View more from Florida

I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.

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