and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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I feel like a drive thru vagina
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.