Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul

  (313): View more from Michigan

  Not half as good looking as paul

  (248): View more from Michigan

  I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul (313): Not half as good looking as paul (248): I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge http://tfl.nu/0tcw
  Replies (5) Good night (1166) Bad night (601)
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated... http://tfl.nu/hpsb
  Replies (15) Good night (1312) Bad night (4803)
• Favorite

  (760): View more from California

  Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (760): Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some... http://tfl.nu/wqbb
  Replies (18) Good night (5424) Bad night (1042)
• Favorite

  (574): View more from Indiana

  We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (574): We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?" http://tfl.nu/lg4y
  Replies (20) Good night (1197) Bad night (5908)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly. http://tfl.nu/9x6b
  Replies (12) Good night (4830) Bad night (932)
• Favorite

  (419): View more from Ohio

  it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (419): it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower. http://tfl.nu/ei3p
  Replies (4) Good night (2220) Bad night (985)
• Favorite

  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (715): She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything http://tfl.nu/4a6c
  Replies (15) Good night (3012) Bad night (1060)
• Favorite

  (631): View more from New York

  Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (631): Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you. http://tfl.nu/saac
  Replies (6) Good night (3783) Bad night (917)
• Favorite

  (480): View more from Arizona

  its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (480): its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore http://tfl.nu/mq1v
  Replies (7) Good night (976) Bad night (2235)
• Favorite

  (770): View more from Georgia

  How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (770): How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels. http://tfl.nu/5lg6
  Replies (8) Good night (914) Bad night (768)
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat. http://tfl.nu/66de
  Replies (2) Good night (356) Bad night (724)
• Favorite

  (210): View more from Texas

  First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat

  (818): View more from California

  You had me at first table

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (210): First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat (818): You had me at first table http://tfl.nu/zwwm
  Replies (0) Good night (982) Bad night (398)
• Favorite

  (305): View more from Florida

  When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (305): When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand. http://tfl.nu/rlmw
  Replies (4) Good night (628) Bad night (340)
• Favorite

  (360): View more from Washington

  Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (360): Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success http://tfl.nu/t5af
  Replies (3) Good night (759) Bad night (399)
• Favorite

  (+61): View more from Australia

  Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+61): Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome. http://tfl.nu/0ajk
  Replies (5) Good night (1423) Bad night (444)

Randomize