so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
