my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.