I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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