Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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