Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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