Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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