i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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