You surviving the open bar?
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i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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