People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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