And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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