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say what?
wanna hang out?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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