Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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