So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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