Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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