I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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