I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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