I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I am naked and annoyed.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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