At least make sure they are 18
Why
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
So much rum. So many feels.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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