it hurts more in the daytime
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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