i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
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So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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