I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
honey bunches of taint.
high people should be assigned attendants
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
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