The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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