K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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