I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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